You Know You Wanted This

Posted by Captain Oveur at 9/29/2008 2:39 PM
Categories: Palin
Well, folks, here it is...



We might as well say it up front. Sarah Palin is hot. We've said it before, and we'll say it again. America just has to get used to the idea of a VPILF.

We share this because of the enormous public service commitment we've made to our readers. We also share it because when we can joke about it, we can get past it and talk about the issues.

I think she looks a little nervous, don't you? I wonder what the audience for that Alaska pageant could have been. Definitely not the 50 million or so that will be watching on Thursday night (but then again, she doesn't have to wear a swimsuit).

I, for one, think she should get about halfway through the debate, and then pull off those glasses, pull out that hairpin, and shake that mane loose. Biden wouldn't know what the hell to do. Somebody get Justin Timberlake on the phone, all my plan needs is a wardrobe malfunction.

Election over.

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  • 9/30/2008 10:08 AM All figured out wrote:
    That settles it. We know know this blog is written by a 13-year-old boy, or someone with the maturity level thereof.
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  • 9/30/2008 3:14 PM Captain Oveur wrote:
    Yes, we admit to having the maturity level of 13 year olds. But you knew that already because, after all, we have based our blog on the movie Airplane!

    As we've warned before, sometimes we'll swear and post naughty things. It's up to you if you want to read it. Did you comment on my post on the death of Solzhenitsyn? Doubtful.

    So what if Sarah Palin was a beauty queen? What's wrong with talking/posting about it? She's certainly benefited from being an attractive woman, why not celebrate it? We didn't tell her to put on a swimsuit and parade around a pageant. And I didn't see a gun to her head, so what's wrong with it?

    And for the record, we like Sarah Palin. We were very early adopters. Probably earlier than you if you look back on our first post on Veeps.

    You must be from NW Iowa. A little repressed, are we?
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